#forced to piss

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[kaisollisto]

Everyday is drink water just to piss 🫠☹️

[lilislegacy]

does anyone else forget that percy and annabeth (and all demigods) aren’t actually human? they’re part human, part deity. but not identified as either.

like… they have some human dna, they appear human and act human and feel human… but they are not human. just like they’re 50% god, but they are not gods. becasue even though the gods choose to appear as humans, they are composed of the same fundamental particles and forces that make up everything in the universe. they’re incorporeal energy. they’re these metaphysical transcendent entities that can shape-shift

and that is half of what a demigod is. percy and annabeth are not human beings. they’re some kind of hybrids. they’re humanoids. if percy and annabeth were to take DNA tests, the results would look something like this:

findings: what the fuck? error.

and i low key feel like they would have a good time using this fact to make ppl uncomfortable

like imagine percy and annabeth are out with both their families on a walk near the beach, and there’s this little mini cliff. percy and annabeth just casually jump down, but the rest of them are like “uh, guys, we can’t do that” to which percy and annabeth just respond “ugh, humans…🙄” knowing full well that for the rest of the day, all any of them will be able to think about is how the two of them are in fact, not human.

[dapper-lil-arts]

this is how their first meeting went right

[cryptcoop]

teeny rabbit

[eeriedragone]

I had a random idea of Kaycee using the dagger, and then my thoughts spiralled

Maybe an earlier version of Inscryption allowed the player to use the dagger more often, and Kaycee took advantage of it as often as possible, even though she should have fixed the mechanic as soon as she noticed. She's forced to do it when Leshy gets fed up with it and retaliates.

If she could she'd jump him and find the missing eyeballs, but she's not literally in the game (yet), so her movement is very limited. Leshy couldn't just delete the eyeballs, so he stuffed them in his mouth and is storing them in his cheeks like a squirrel (so imagine him in the comic as if he's speaking with his mouth full).

[icarusredwings]

That's it. Fuck you.

*Takes the pool out of your Poolveriness*

Vanessa and Logan are going on a date, and they're leaving Wade at HOME.

How do you V antis feel about that HM?

"OoOohHhh vanessas so terrible, vanessa was such a bitch, *Makes her homophobic for some reason*, Vanessa is jealous, Dp loves Logan more then Vanessa, Vanessa-"

VANESSA IS GONNA TAKE HIM TO A FANCY RESTAURANT AND TREAT HIM LIKE A BABYGIRL

VANESSA IS GONNA PRAISE HIM FOR HOW WELL HES HANDLING WADES NONSENSE

VANESSA IS GOING TO GENUIENLY COMPLIMENT HIS PERSONALITY AND NOT JUST HIS LOOKS

VANESSAS GONNA PEG LOGAN THE WAY JEAN WISHES SHE COULD HAVE

Then what? Huh!? Then what!? Thats what I thought you fucking cowards.

[nartml]

"Why don't we lower the net?"

JESUS CHRIST HOW MANY LIFE LESSONS CAN YOU EVEN FIT IN A STORY? ARE YOU NOT TIRED FURUDATE? ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF COOKING 24/7?

[corruptcuntboy]

Need a dom who knows I pee a lot when I get drunk so they make me drink a ton n sit me on their lap so they can grope and play with me while I'm all drunk n they don't let me get up to go pee bc I'd "have to go every 5 minutes" so they tell me to just pee in their lap anyways n grope me a little harder each time I leak 😵‍💫

[clown-creep]

I went down a very interesting rabbit hole because of @bestosunglass lol! But big props to them, it’s basically their version of the character just with a few personal tweaks. So credit to them!

[int0xisg0lden]

....

would it be too nasty if i say i want someone to pee inside my pussy rlly bad?

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Saying that the gpda should go care about something important, as if they aren't - for the first time in DECADES - taking a definite stand against the sports governing body publicly for all to see, is something.

This goes beyond the jewellery, the underwear, or even the swearing. And their issue about being told not to wear jewellery and bring told what underwear is more about the fact that they were told by the media, rather than by the governing bodies themselves directly in a meeting where the drivers could share their perspectives.

They publicly called out the FIA President for his hypocrisy and for how he has spoken about the drivers both to their face and behind their backs.

Most importantly, they have publicly expressed their feelings about monetary fines, publicly stated that they have no idea what the FIA does with the money they receive from fining drivers, and called them out for it. There is zero transparency from the FIA in an issue we now know has been raised since at least 2021. What is the FIA hiding? Because there is no reason why the drivers should not be allowed to see where that money goes, or at least no legitimate reason.

[blingblong55]

“GAZ IS A CHEATER FOR REAL” “Soap would use you for your body and laugh later” “Ghost is an abuser and loves to do it” “Price cheats on his wife”

Bro these men deal with absolute bitches, they have been through enough and and know about loyalty, bond and brotherhood, trust me they are far from that. Gaz has values, look at how he looks/reacts to Graves. Soap didn’t even dare be aggressive when asking for the girls finger, he could’ve forced her to do it but didn’t. Ghost has seen abuse first hand, no he fucking wouldn’t hurt you. Price also has values and one of them is loyalty, so get your shit straight.

They are fictional, so I would do this if they did this to me:

[blissful-thinker]

This is how that scene in season 3 went right?

[kankuroplease]

Monster(s) in Suna

While excited to meet a fellow “monster”, they ultimately just meet a pretty nice guy that happened to be a jinchuriki. Junko would like the kazekage because he’s proof that public perception can be changed, but Juri would LIKE the kazekage for who he is.

Also, I’m not saying they would run around Suna in their Sage transformation (that would be a terrible idea), but they would show it off in meetings simply to explain their clan a bit in a diplomatic manner since they have full control over themselves in that form.

[burst-of-iridescent]

seeing the same people who complained that zutara fandom adultified katara & insisted that she was just as much of a child in the show as the rest of the gaang now having a meltdown over some vague ass interviews that might imply katara is no longer taking as much of a motherly role in the live action because “it ruins her character”… funny, i thought yall said zutara shippers were just making that up?